Here are 13 good reasons
To prefer a beer
To someone like you
And a salami sandwich
Here are 13 good reasons
To prefer a beer
To someone like you
And a salami sandwich
Here are 13 holy reasons
To prefer a beer
To someone like you
And a salami sandwich
Sex and frogs and rock and roll
You don’t know what you want
So you dig and dig in the dark
Born under a bad sign
When no-one gives a shit
So you sing in the street again
One for two coins, one for the blues,
So tell me, tell me where you were!
Here are 13 good reasons
To prefer a beer
To someone like you
And a salami sandwich
Here are 13 holy reasons
To prefer a beer
To someone like you
And a salami sandwich
So now you behave like a girl
And think you’re Lady Gaga
Or you bore of the kingdom
The raisin and the verdigris
But a salami sandwich
A salami sandwich
I wasn’t and I’m not anyone
Born under a bad sign
You don’t know what it’s like
When you’re scratching the dark
When no-one here gives a shit
So you sing in the street again
One for two coins, one for the blues,
So tell me, tell me where you were!
Here are 13 good reasons
To prefer a beer
To someone like you
And a salami sandwich
Here are 13 holy reasons
To prefer a joint
To someone like you
And a salami sandwich
A salami sandwich
A salami sandwich
A salami sandwich
A salami sandwich